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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
treat
a raccoon 🦝
in
a zoo
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Staines-upon-Thames
Wallsend
Weybridge
Horley
West Bedlington
Faversham
Ilkley
Devizes
Rye
Gainsborough
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