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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
struggle with
a swan 🦢
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Jarrow
Bishop's Stortford
Swanley
Bacup
Crewe
Camelford
Sheringham
Canvey Island
Middleton
Wigan
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