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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
struggle with
a rat 🐀
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Thornaby-on-Tees
St Helens
St Blaise
Fordwich
Tenterden
Bicester
Basildon
Stone
Hexham
Hatfield
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