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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
steal from
a swan 🦢
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Croydon
Rotherham
Stockport
Tidworth
Looe
Crosby
Thornaby-on-Tees
Wisbech
Cleobury Mortimer
Bampton
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