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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
steal from
a koala 🐨
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a service station
an Ikea
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a corner shop
a cinema
a school
a park
a restaurant
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.