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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
steal from
a pigeon
in
a school
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Edgware
Featherstone
Thorpe St Andrew
Filey
Watford
Cramlington
Cheshunt
Redcar
Partington
Ashby-de-la-Zouch
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