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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
steal from
a rat 🐀
in
a golf club
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Gateshead
Market Weighton
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Widnes
Watford
Chilton
Farnham
Weybridge
Bridgwater
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