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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
snarl at
a swan 🦢
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a library
a taxi rank
an Ikea
a restaurant
a woodland
a station
a cinema
a school
a coffee shop
a playground
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