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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
snarl at
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a playground
a coffee shop
a taxi rank
a nature reserve
a cinema
a school
a zoo
a golf club
a station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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