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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
snarl at
a pigeon
in
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a field
a station
a service station
a supermarket
a restaurant
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a woodland
a taxi rank
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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