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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
snarl at
a duck 🦆
in
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a school
a nature reserve
a cinema
a woodland
a field
a zoo
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a supermarket
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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