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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
serve
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Aldeburgh
Colchester
Oundle
Barnard Castle
Chapel-en-le-Frith
Oakham
Hayes
Yarm
Morpeth
St Blaise
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