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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
serve
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a golf club
a park
a woodland
a playground
a nature reserve
a service station
a field
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a taxi rank
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.