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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a supermarket
a golf club
a playground
a nature reserve
a field
a restaurant
a library
a coffee shop
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.