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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a magpie
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bexhill-on-Sea
Filton
Alnwick
Watton
Coleshill
Sandhurst
Telscombe
Teignmouth
Wadhurst
Bicester
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