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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a pigeon
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a restaurant
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a corner shop
a hospital
a coffee shop
a zoo
a field
a library
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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