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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
seize
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
a golf club
a school
a library
a field
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a supermarket
a hospital
a cinema
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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