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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
report
a blackbird
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a field
a coffee shop
a cinema
a taxi rank
a woodland
a station
a corner shop
a zoo
a restaurant
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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