Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
report
a blackbird
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a school
a park
a corner shop
a golf club
a cinema
a restaurant
a taxi rank
a playground
a zoo
a service station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.