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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
report
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
a corner shop
a hospital
a restaurant
a field
a zoo
an Ikea
a library
a playground
a cinema
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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