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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a koala 🐨
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Redruth
Cleator Moor
Stony Stratford
Stalham
Smethwick
Deal
Wigan
Hailsham
St Neots
Bolton
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