Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a coot
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a library
a park
a golf club
a restaurant
a coffee shop
a nature reserve
a station
a taxi rank
a zoo
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.