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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a crow
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a playground
a library
a golf club
a coffee shop
a cinema
a restaurant
a service station
a field
a station
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.