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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a robin
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a supermarket
a hospital
a playground
a nature reserve
a service station
an Ikea
a school
a golf club
a zoo
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