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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a woodland
a school
a playground
a zoo
a golf club
a field
a cinema
a service station
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.