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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pluck
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Newport Pagnell
Henley-in-Arden
Belper
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Leominster
Halifax
Burnham-on-Crouch
Stotfold
Hayes
Lewes
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