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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
poison
a coot
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a taxi rank
a playground
a zoo
a library
a coffee shop
a woodland
a service station
a field
a supermarket
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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