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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
poison
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a school
a woodland
a service station
a playground
an Ikea
a nature reserve
a park
a taxi rank
a golf club
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.