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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
poison
a rat 🐀
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Gateshead
Elland
Maltby
Aspatria
Harworth and Bircotes
Clevedon
Solihull
North Tawton
Mansfield
Harrogate
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