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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
poison
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
Loughborough
Bacup
Slough
Acle
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Shaftesbury
Woburn
Bollington
Bishop's Stortford
Earby
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