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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
oppress
a pigeon
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a nature reserve
a playground
an Ikea
a service station
a park
a restaurant
a library
a corner shop
a station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.