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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
oppress
a raccoon 🦝
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Kempston
Huntingdon
Wadebridge
St Neots
Wallsend
Eton
Earby
Bollington
Penzance
Midsomer Norton
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