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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
oppress
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Nailsea
Sandown
Dulverton
Olney
Helmsley
Wotton-under-Edge
Amble
Ealing
St Mary Cray
Mablethorpe and Sutton
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