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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
oppress
a squirrel
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a park
a nature reserve
a golf club
a hospital
a library
a station
a cinema
a school
a zoo
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Dan
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