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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
jostle
a swan 🦢
in
a cinema
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Dukinfield
Penzance
Teignmouth
Devizes
Newport
Salcombe
Cowes
Redhill
Market Deeping
Harrogate
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