Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My son tried to jostle a koala 🐨 in a taxi rank in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Yateley Burnham-on-Sea Grange-over-Sands Welwyn Garden City Wallasey Horncastle Hoddesdon Loftus Penkridge Uckfield

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.