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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
jostle
a magpie
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Southend-on-Sea
Ealing
Biggleswade
Amersham
Pontefract
Fordbridge
Market Weighton
Blackpool
Chipping Sodbury
Hedge End
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