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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
jostle
a pigeon
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Horley
Ealing
Kidsgrove
Halstead
Leatherhead
Dunstable
Attleborough
Shepshed
Uxbridge
Bolsover
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