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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pick up
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a golf club
a zoo
a park
an Ikea
a hospital
a playground
a restaurant
a nature reserve
a woodland
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.