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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pick up
a crow
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
a service station
a corner shop
a restaurant
a field
a hospital
a taxi rank
a zoo
a supermarket
a golf club
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Dan
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