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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pick up
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an Ikea
a cinema
a supermarket
a playground
a school
a corner shop
a service station
a library
a coffee shop
a woodland
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.