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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pick up
a raccoon 🦝
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Ealing
Keswick
Godalming
Middlewich
Coleshill
Tadley
Worksop
Warrington
Twickenham
Barnstaple
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