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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
pick up
a goose
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a park
a taxi rank
a service station
an Ikea
a restaurant
a hospital
a coffee shop
a golf club
a nature reserve
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.