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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
instruct
a raccoon 🦝
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Wantage
Loftus
Hornsey
Staines-upon-Thames
Bordon
Braintree
Bushey
Cockermouth
Newark-on-Trent
Peterlee
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