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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
grope
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Epping
Ryde
Chesterfield
Barnard Castle
Marlow
Corby
Northam
Uttoxeter
Doncaster
Kirkby Lonsdale
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