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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
grope
a magpie
in
a zoo
in
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Needham Market
Smethwick
Hastings
Barnsley
Waltham Cross
Ludlow
Ilfracombe
Newark-on-Trent
Sale
Earl Shilton
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