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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
gaze at
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a nature reserve
a taxi rank
a station
a park
a supermarket
a woodland
a hospital
a field
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.