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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
gaze at
a magpie
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Watton
Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Bognor Regis
Dorchester
Ross-on-Wye
Sevenoaks
Rayleigh
Sandown
Colburn
Coleford
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