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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
expose
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a taxi rank
a supermarket
a library
a cinema
a station
a zoo
a playground
a nature reserve
a service station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.