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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
escort
a swan 🦢
in
a corner shop
in
…
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random pathetic excuse
Fordingbridge
Stockport
Swanley
Whitehaven
Daventry
Dereham
Spennymoor
Hyde
Pateley Bridge
Painswick
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