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Child escapades
My
son
tried to
escort
a rat 🐀
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a restaurant
an Ikea
a nature reserve
a station
a zoo
a cinema
a taxi rank
a hospital
a park
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.